Seriously… I’m Kidding by Ellen Degeneres

I’ve experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you’ll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I’ve put together for you in this book. I think you’ll find I’ve left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I’m saying is, let us begin, shall we?

Ellen

I have always thought Ellen Degeneres was funny.  When I seen she had this new book, it quickly went on my wish list.  I had not read Ellen’s two previous books and looked forward to trying one.

And Ellen is funny.

on page 91 she has a chapter called Answers To Frequently Asked Questions:

Yes.

Yes.

No.

One time in High School.

Three times in my twenties.

Rocks no salt.

Yes.

Four.

Never.  And how dare you!

I will take no further questions.

 

Is there such a thing as too much funny?  If so… I encountered it in this book.

In Ellen’s defense here (yes I am defending her over my opinion of the book…), she never came right out and said – this memoir will be about my life and how I got to where I am now.  I (me… all me) just believed that is what I was going to read.  The inside cover flap (flap-jacket as Ellen calls it) stated that a lot had happened in her life with her show, her marriage, and life… and that is what I thought I would be reading.

What I found in the book was funny – lots of funny… and chapters from a few sentences long to a few pages long.  She is witty – there is no doubt about that and I have always liked quick wit.

BUT…. (and man I hate using that word so let’s go with….)  HOWEVER…

I didn’t really learn much about her.  Even when she is talking about what could be a serious or real subject, she frames it in a way that it could be true… it could be half true… it could all be boloney.  Really?  I just don’t know. 

Last year was kind of a memoir year for me where I discovered I liked learning more about people’s lives and what makes them tick.  I read many interesting ones and learned much.  I know that was what I was looking for in this book, and therefore set myself up for failure. 

While this book was not what I thought it would be, I do still adore Ellen.  I am curious if either of her other two books are more of a real memoir, or if they are like this one.  I hope one day to find out. 

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I received this book for Christmas from my son, Justin

This World We Live in by Susan Beth Pfeffer

The third and final book in Susan Beth Pfeffer’s trilogy, this world we live in brilliantly pulls everything from the first two books together.  In Life As We Knew It, Miranda and her family struggle to survive after the moon is knocked closer to the earth, at the exact same time in The Dead And The Gone , Alex and his sisters in another part of the world fear for their parents well-being as they battle to find food and turn to unthinkable deeds to stay together and stay alive.

Now, it has been a year since the meteor collided with the moon and destroyed the earths sense of climate balance.  Miranda and her brothers now search abandoned homes for any items that could be useful… batteries, blankets, clothing, tools, and if they are lucky… a little food. 

And things only escalate when Miranda’s dad shows up the scene with his new wife and baby as well as three strangers.  Now there are that many more mouths to feed… and that many more personalities all residing under the same roof with nowhere to go to get a little space from one another.  And the mysterious teenage boy that arrived with Miranda’s dad is stirring some feelings within her that she can not believe she is capable of under these dire circumstances.

Thanks to a comment from Angie on my The Dead And The Gone post, I suddenly realized I never wrote or posted a review for this third book in the series.  A quick blog search confirmed that.  I had listened to the audio in December and somehow…. just… well…

forgot to review it.  😯

While I LOVE LOVED the first book in this trilogy, and LOVED the second book, this one seemed to have lost its steam along the way of two story lines coming together.  While it was still an enjoyable read listen, I found myself not as engaged as the plot unfolded… 

Let me try to explain… what was exciting and scary in the first two books, was not so much in the third.  At this point it just felt like every day living in this new life of little food, irritations with one another, and the occasional adventure outside the walls of the fort like house.  I really found myself wondering where it was all going to go and then it just never seemed to get there.  In fact the way it did all end was open enough for me to wonder – was this a trilogy?  Or is there going to be a fourth book to tie this up better?

Obviously its hard to find a happy ending to a post apocalyptic world, but I did expect something to ignite an emotion in me other than confusion.  On the other hand, I was invested enough in the story from the two previous reads that if Susan Beth Pfeffer did come up with a fourth book, I would probably pick it up as I am still curious as to where this is all going.  In that way, I guess I hope where the book left off is not the end, not because it was so incredible I want more, but because it is so open I feel the story is unfinished. 

Susan Beth Pfeffer writes interesting and real characters and has a knack for creating a world that feels real enough to have me thinking of the “what if’s”.

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Wine To Water by Doc Hendley with a Giveaway copy!!!

What does wine tasting and clean water in Sudan have in common?

Doc Hendley. 

Doc Hendley was born into a Christian family.  His father a Pastor, his mother a devout follower, and his siblings following in their footsteps.  Yet while Doc believed in God… he was more in his Harley, drinks with friends, and making a living bar-tending.  He preferred to lay low in life, Doc just wanted to do his own thing and be left to himself to do it.

Then one night after having a dream that left him with the words “wine to water” in his head… he spent some time on Google and was shocked at what he discovered:

  • One in every six people do not have access to clean water
  • In developing countries, women and children walk 4 or 5 hours to get water each day
  • Unclean water kills a child every twenty seconds

An idea was born.  With a little help from his friends, Doc organized the first Wine to Water charity event.  In a nightclub with a Deejay and many donated cases of wine, they opened up the event on Saturday February 4 , 2004 to more than 300 people attending.  They made over $6,000 dollars… and that was just the beginning…

Little did Doc know at the time that he would be traveling to one of the world’s most dangerous hot spots: Darfur, Sudan, in the name of clean water.

If you have spent any time frequenting this blog then you probably know a little bit about me.  My first trip to Honduras was in February 2004, the same month and year that Doc Hendley would be having a fundraiser called “Wine To Water”.    While what pulled at my heartstrings to bring me to Honduras was kids who lived in the streets, Doc was drawn to areas where the water was undrinkable and used as a weapon just as dangerous as a nuclear bomb. My heart for those in need… was what initially drew me to this book.

How can I describe this book?  Mostly I found it interesting.  I loved the descriptions of Sudan, and what Doc experiences, from my own time in a impoverish country, I could imagine quite well what is must have been like.  And it was also heart breaking.  When Doc describes going out to the one shack of a restaurant one day with one of his team members and each eating a whole chicken before they see the small boy inching towards their table, bone thin and half-starved with tears in his eyes… I had to sit the book down and compose myself.

Can you imagine never having enough to eat?  Never having experienced a restaurant?  Can you imagine seeing someone come to where you live in the world… with things you never have had – clean clothes and the means to eat when hungry?

This book really touched me.  Not only did it give me a closer look at a country that struggles to have clean water, but also a look at how we can make a difference.  I sit in a home as I am believing all of you do as well, where the water is clean and unlimited.  It’s easy to forget that is not the case for everyone… and I appreciate what Doc has written here to remind me that in whatever way I can…I need to make a difference either small or large, in some way in our world.   What a powerful calling to give families in need the life saving gift of water.

As of November 2011, I have traveled to Honduras 10 times, one a year since 2004 and a couple of years I went twice.  As surely as I am drawn to those children, I can understand Doc’s draw to clean water to save lives. 

Doc grew as a person from the beginning to the end of this book.  I did too as I read it.

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I have been offered one copy of this book to give away to one of my readers!  To enter this giveaway please let me know in a comment below a place you would like to go to make a difference/ or where you have gone to make a difference and what that difference would be .  It does not have to be out of the country, shoot… it doesn’t even have to be out of your town!  😀   I will choose a winner this coming Saturday and then forward their information on to the publisher.

Thank you to TLC for allowing me this opportunity to read and review this book

The Future Of Us by Jay Asher and Carolyn Mackler

It’s 1996 and Josh and Emma have not only been neighbors all their lives, but also close friends.  When Emma gets a new computer and Josh brings over a free AOL CD they received in the mail to install on it.  Yet there is an error in the CD and when they log on it automatically loads up to something called Facebook.  Something that won’t be around for eight years.  And they see their future selves.

At first they are weirded out by the fact that people share so much about their lives.  After all, who really cares what someone is making for dinner, or how long it took them to get to work in the heavy traffic?  But more interesting is where they find themselves in the future.  While Josh is extremely thrilled that way it seems his life will turn out, Emma has concerns for her future self.  She learns that her decisions she makes today – can change her tomorrow…. and she tests that theory.  Yet when Emma changes her future, it also affects Josh’s and those around them.

My biggest draw to this book was author Jay Asher.  I really enjoyed Thirteen Reasons Why and felt it held some strong messages within its pages, so I was excited to see what The Future Of Us had in store.

The book is just smart.  For me, it was odd to think of the years before Facebook.  When Emma and Josh are surprised how open people are on Facebook, I was startled to remember that people were not always so open with their personal lives.  There was a time, not all that long ago when I did not know where my friends were going for dinner, or who was in town for the night, or who had a crappy day at work. 

When I thought about how Josh and Emma could see their future and yet change it in present day it reminded me of Back To The Future…. except trade the Delorean for an old school computer.  😉

Emma's computer kind of works like the Delorean!

Jay Asher did not let me down, The Future Of Us was not only entertaining it was smart and was a good reminder that no matter how old or young we are, the decisions we make today can effect our futures. 

I have not read Carolyn Mackler yet, but I think I need to make a point too. 

A great YA read with a good message.  I think all ages would enjoy this read.

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A gift from College son for Christmas

Winter’s Bone by Daniel Woodrell

Rees Dolly comes from a life of pure poverty.  At age 17 she struggles to take care pf herself, her two brothers, and her sickly mother.  Her father, a meth addict is constantly out of the picture and dealing with the law.  When Rees learns that her father has skipped out on bail AND that he had used the family home for his bond, she embarks out on her own to find him and bring him to his court date to save the family from becoming homeless. 

Her journey is not one of ease as the terrain of the Ozarks is rough and the relatives she meets along the way just as unpredictable as the land. 

I read many thoughts on Winter’s Bone in the last couple of years.  It was always in the back burner of my mind that this would some day be a book I would like to try.

When I recently found it on audible.com I was thrilled that I could try it on audio.  My results from this listen are not as raving as other reviews I have read.

First, let me say – it may have been the fact that I listened to it on audio.  As much as I LOVE audio, occasionally I find one that may have worked better in book format for me.  I think this may be one of those times.

I found myself lost in the Ozarks much of the book.  I had trouble following the different routes that Rees was taking along the way, the people she met, and ultimately her discovery.

Honestly…. I think it was me.

I will watch the movie now that I have experienced the audio.  I still think this has a lot of potential and I don’t think I connected well, but feel I missed something early on that left me baffled the rest of the time.  A wonderful review of this book can be found at Linus’ Blanket.  This is one of the reviews I had read that made me want to read this as well.

 

Fun Fact:  Just as I was getting ready to post this review I took a second look at the actress who plays Rees in the movie.  After a fast search on Google, I discovered that the actresses name is Jennifer Lawrence, and as per my suspicions… she is also the actress who is playing Katniss in the Hunger Games movie.

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Born Standing Up by Steve Martin

Steve Martin.  Probably a household name, if not for his stand up comedy act, then for his many movies through the years:  The Jerk, Three Amigo’s, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, Pink Panther, Cheaper By The Dozen, It’s Complicated, and Father Of The Bride (my fav!) just to name a few that I am aware of. 

At age 10, Steve Martin got his start selling guidebooks at the newly opened Disneyland. In the years that followed, he worked in Disney’s magic shop, print shop, and theater, and developed his own magic/comedy act. By age 20,  he was performing a dozen times a week, most often at the Disney rival, Knott’s Berry Farm.

As time went on, Steve found himself being hired in clubs to do his magic act and stand up comedy and for many years these night clubs were close to having no patrons come see his show, or in one case, a group of Japanese salesmen who did not speak any english. 

When Steve did become a big name – it was fast and it was furious and taught Steve not only about the business of acting – but much about himself as well.

I remember in about 8th or 9th grade I became  fan of Steve Martin.  I had his comedy act on a record (20 somethings and younger ask your parents what this is…) and my friends would come over and laugh ourselves silly while listening to it.  I remember it was the first record (that word again) that I was allowed to have that had any sort of mild foul language in it and I thought it was fantastic.

The funny thing is that until I listened to this audio, I have no idea how old Steve Martin must have been when I was listening to him in the 80’s.  I discovered the year I was born…. he was 21.  That would put him probably in his mid 30’s by the time I started listening to him and thinking he was funny.  I think that is a little mind-blowing to think from his perspective that as his career is starting to take off at age 21, I am born and it will be another 14 – 15 years before I laugh at him.  😛

I really wanted to love this audio… I really did.  In all honesty perhaps it was other audio memoirs that I have listened to recently that made this one a bit of a disappointment to me.  Rob Lowe’s story blew me away.  Jane Lynch’s tell all was informative and funny.

So what was wrong with Steve, Sheila?

I felt it lacked pizzazz.  While Steve read this himself, which I LOVE, he almost read it monotone. Even when he talked about the jokes , and tag lines he had been known for (IE.  “I am a wild and crazy guy!!!!”), they came off as thought Steve was reading from a script.

As the audio, went on, it was interesting.  I liked learning about the early days, when he almost gave up as he performed to minimal audiences, to the 5 years of amazing career, when the age of stand up comedy exploded and Steve rose to the top filling arenas with 45,000+ people a show.  I can imagine that is some pretty heady stuff.

It was also interesting learning about his family.  His fathers lack of approval in what Steve was doing, and his distancing himself away from his entire family, including his sister who adored him.

And then, I think most disappointing was that as his on stage career came to an end – so did the audio.  Abruptly.  As in I was getting ready this morning and thought the audio was pausing between chapters… but no, it was over.  Steve did not go into his steps beyond the comedy.  He talked little of his movies, relationships, or other stars he friended along the way.  It felt lacking and left me….

hanging.

I feel a little bad about this as I read other reviews and they are raves.  Yet I honestly checked my audible account to make sure it wasnt a two-part audio and I had missed something.  It really felt… unfinished.

Is the audio worth listening too?

Sure.  I think maybe I was expecting more and discovering this audio is only about his stand up career…. was disheartening, and that is all on me.  Steve shares a true rags to riches story that is interesting, but a lot of details even during that time period feel left out.

52 Small Changes by Brett Blumenthal

New Year’s resolutions, a healthy goal, commitments to do better…. almost everyone at one time or another has made a vow to make positive changes in their habits.  Of course, this is easier said than done, especially in today’s hectic world of too many time commitments, jobs, meetings, kids events…

What wellness coach Brett Blumenthal presents in this book is a way to motivate readers in the right direction by making one small change a week.  The changes are realistic from healthy eating habits, to stress relief, mental wellness, and even your home environment.  52 Small Changes is a step by step road map to a happier, healthier you.

I am as guilty as the next person when it comes to the New Year and “new me” promises.  This year, I started it with Team Kickin It and plan to be consistent in what I am doing to hopefully motivate others – as well as their input motivating me.  Is it easy?  No.  Some days I am a rock star… other days I am looking at the empty Burger King bag wondering why did I just do that? 

What I really like about 52 Small Changes is that each week is that not only is the change a small tweak in the way you do life already… but the chapter goes on to tell you the benefits of this change, how to do it, options and keeping it real….

For instance chapter one is called Drink Up!  Water is one we are all suppose to be doing, but few of us get the amount of water we really need daily. It goes on to give you a road map to success, accessing your needs, how to remind yourself, and keeping it real.  While you might think this is a no brainer, actually reading the chapter gave me tips to getting my water intake in each day as well as back up substitutes (like tea) or adding things to make it taste better – like fruit or cucumber slices.

Moving on, chapter 2 is about getting enough sleep, chapter 3 is about getting off the couch, and chapter 4 is about keeping a food journal, etc… etc…

I like that each chapter is doable, you stay on it for a week, then add a second one and so on.  Martha at Martha’s Bookshelf mentioned doing a group thing with this book and I like that idea. 

You can check out my take on this challenge by clicking on the Team Kickin It avatar below.

Click here for a little fun to go with this book!

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Murder On The Orient Express by Agatha Christie

Just after midnight, a snowdrift stopped the Orient Express in its tracks. The luxurious train was surprisingly full for the time of the year. But by the morning there was one passenger fewer. An American lay dead in his compartment, stabbed a dozen times, his door locked from the inside. With tension mounting, detective Hercule Poirot comes up with not one, but two solutions to the crime…

The latest version of the book - and OOOOH so good!

Uh….. confession time.  Up until now… I have never read Agatha Christie.  😯  I know, I know.  I have wanted to…. I just never did.

Ryan from Wordsmithonia is a huge fan and he inspired me.  Then Julie at Booking Mama held a contest and I won a copy of the book and seriously as excited as I was, you would think that was enough of a push….

yet…. it sat.

Then I came across it on audible.com and I knew that would be the answer – I would go audio.  And, Christy fans, or newbies like me…. this was a fun choice.

David Suchet was the perfect narrator.  When he would do the voices of the women on the train (especially the snippy ones) I laughed out loud.  Seriously. I may have even snorted a bit.  😀  Fantastic narration.  You can listen to him here.

As for the story itself… it was an experience.  There are a lot of character/suspects.  I tend to like books with less characters as when there are so many I tend to either get confused on who is who, or I feel they are not developed well enough for me to remember them beyond the turn of the page…

However – as each character was interviewed about the crime… I felt as though I did get a feel for who each of them were (even if I did wrongfully accuse a few!).  There were twelve other passengers on the train… each with some connection….

Does everyone remember the original game board Clue?

LOL…. seriously though.  Fantastic listening experience.  I do plan now to go through it again in the book.  I am always impressed when an older (much older) read touches me.  I tend to read more modern books… and Murder On The Orient Express was originally published in the UK in 1934. 

The original UK cover. 1934

I would recommend that if you have not experienced Agatha Christie that you make it a point to do so in 2012.  This book was exciting, funny, and interesting…. a brilliant over all experience.

Henry’s Sisters by Cathy Lamb

Isabelle Bommarito is a mess.

She continuously picks up men… connects for a night and then disposes of them quickly.  As in now… as in LEAVE.

Cecilia Bommarito is depressed.  Her husband is having an affair right under her nose.  And so she eats… and eats… and eats while her anger boils over onto anyone in the way.

Janie Bommarito is a best selling author.  While shy and a loner in real life, her books are filled with heinous crimes that would make the strongest persons stomach churn.  She lives alone in a boathouse and counts everything out by fours….

The Bommarito sisters all have issues…. BIG ONES.  And if you met their mother, River Bommarito (one time stripper, dancer, child neglecter…. ) you may understand why.

Then comes Henry Bommarito.  Sweet Henry.  Sickly as a baby and later diagnosed to be mentally handicapped.

Honest to God, Henry is the only normal person in the family. 

The only one.

Did the Bookies have a fire?

The Bookies book club read this for their January book pick.  It had been nominated before… and passed on.  This time, it won the vote.

The opening line:

I would have to light my bra on fire.

Hmmmm… potential?

When the sisters Bommarito’s are all called home to help take care of Henry while their mother goes into the hospital for surgery – there is, to say the least, reluctance.  The girls do not have fond memories of growing up with a mother who neglected more than loved… who at times layed in bed for weeks under the weight of her own depression leaving the girls to fend for themselves and Henry.  And now added to the top was their grandmother who had Alzheimer’s so severely she thought she was Amelia Earhart.

Yet the girls do go back, to care for Henry the brother they love, and to work in the family bakery while their mother is away. 

The result?  A touching story – at times hilariously funny… heartwarmingly sweet, and occasionally painful.  It was a book that put you on an emotional rollercoaster and left you in the end…

breathless.

As for the Bookies…. what a great review.  We had spaghetti and lasagna (two on Henry’s favorite meals).  Garlic bread and a chicken salad, and even home made cupcakes – to die for!!!!

Angie's mouth watering cupcakes
The Bookies do know how to party....
Ok... there may have been a fire.... we may have burned some bra's... BUT - this is not the Bookies first fire. 😉

We loved the book, no one rating less than an average read – more leaving towards the higher marks.  We discussed the sisters we felt we were most like, and Henry’s unwavering kindness to all.  We could all learn a little something from Henry. 

In the end, out of the 16 of us in the room, 9 admitted to bawling like a baby at some point in the book… present company included.

Henry’s Sisters is a book I personally loved – Cathy Lamb writes with a quick whit and a way that made me feel I was in the room with these quirky characters.  I highly recommend this read – it was touching and funny. 

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I purchased this book from Barnes and Noble – read on my NOOK “Snooky”

Cook Yourself Thin Faster by Lauren Deen (and giveaway!)

I love food.  It’s true.  I absolutely admit to loving a good buffet, I hardly have anything I will not eat or try.  There was a time in my youth… that did not matter.  No matter what I ate, I did not gain.  I was not a work out queen either… in fact I can not recall any exercise in those years beyond the required gym class.

Well times… they do change…

As I became older, married, with children… the pounds did not just melt away any more.  I came to a point where if I wanted to look the way I well…. wanted to look, then I needed to work for it.  In those years, I worked hard at the gym, tried hard to watch what I ate and did maintain the look I wanted for myself. 

Now…. (*fast forward to present time), I have actually found things that I enjoy doing that also qualify as “working out and exercise”.  Who knew… it could also be fun?  😀

I still fall off track.  I get good at it, and then lose my mojo…. and then, like now, work on putting myself back on the track again.  Of course…. I still have that “love of food” that has never left me.

When I found this book recently at one of my local book stores I was excited about it.  Flipping through it I seen the pictures of the food were mouth-watering and something I would definitely be all for giving a try.  I mean, look at some of these:

  • Dessert Pizza
  • Mini Blueberry Muffins
  • Seven-Layer Dip
  • Pineapple Mojitos
  • Shrimp and Grits
  • Cheese “Fries”
  • Carrot Soup with a Kick
  • Flank Steak with Indian Salsa
  • White Pizza with Roasted Mushrooms

And it also is broke into wonderful categories:

  • Breakfast
  • Starters
  • Mains
  • Sides/Soups/Salads
  • Dessert

AND – if you know me, you know that I do not like to spend a lot of time in the kitchen doing prep work and searching for a long list of ingredients.  I was thrilled to see that the recipes were fairly simple to make, took few ingredients, and not a ton of “kitchen duty”.  YAY to all of that!  😀

I also like recipes that I can serve to guests or take to potlucks that do not look like they are “healthy foods”  (enter the vegie tray….)

I plan to spend some more time in this book yet this afternoon.  Many (but not all) recipes have a mouth-watering picture.  They all have nutrition information, and a list of ingredients that are pretty easy to find.  (I may make the spaghetti squash for dinner)  These are recipes my hubby would even enjoy and not feel deprived of flavors (just calories 😉 )

On page 29 I found this little gem which looks tasty and something I could easily prep ahead of time for work:

Asparagus and Goat Cheese Quiche

Recipe:
Cooking spray
4 asparagus stalks, cut into 1 inch pieces
2 large eggs
1 large egg white
3/4 cup low-fat milk- (I use 1%)
1/4 tsp salt
1/8 tsp pepper
2 oz. goat cheese- (I would use a low fat cheese)

1.) Preheat the oven to 425F. Spray four 5 oz. ramekins (I would use my muffin tin) with cooking spray. Fill a large bowl with ice and cold water and set aside. 
2.) Place the asparagus in a shallow dish with 2 Tbsp water. Cover with vented plastic wrap, and microwave on high until bright green and just tender…about 3 1/2 minutes. Carefully uncover and place in ice bath to cool, and drain. 
3.) Whisk together the eggs, egg white, milk, salt, and pepper until well blended. Divide the cheese and asparagus among the 4 dishes, and pour the egg mixture on top.
4.) Bake until just set, about 15 minutes. Serve warm or cool.

I hope to make that this week… maybe even later today as this ends my official week off of work and I am back to it tomorrow morning 😀

I posted this review today as part of Beth Fish Reads Weekend Cooking Stop over and see what else is cooking this weekend!  😀

In a typical me fashion, after bringing this book home… I seen I already had it on my “To Be Read” Shelves…. so….. my “Doh!” is your “Woo Hoo!” as I am giving my second copy away to one commenter – who shares with me…. what they are having for dinner tonight….  (I will announce the winner of the book Tuesday morning)

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