Morning Meanderings… Man, that is EMBARASSING

Good morning!  Tuesday already?  Smoking through the week…. 😀

Hubby and I usually drive to church separately.  He almost always heads one direction after church (things to pick up for our business or a job to check on) and me to the grocery store, the gym, or home.  Soooo….  this past Sunday I am booking to church at 8:30 am and go in and do not find hubby in our usual spot (don’t ask me why we all have usual spots but I think it is true of all of us… odd… but true). 

Anyhoo.. I do not see him.  So I pop back out into the hall and call his cell phone asking where he is and is he on his way.  I leave a message.  I go back in.  I scan the room… nada… nothing… no hubster.  I go back in the hall… I call again.  No answer.  I go back in and I sit towards the back, alone… but I am texting.  ANGRY texting. 

Me:  Where are you?

(2 minutes later)

Me:  Seriously.  You better be on your way!

(3 minutes later)

Me:  You are making me angry!

At this point we all stand up for a song and I notice a man who could possibly be my husband sitting on the end of an aisle about ten rows in front of me.  (I know… I know… after 24 years you would think I could recognize the man!)  As my row is empty except for me, to the beat of the song I sidled down the row until I am behind my friend Sandi.  I whisper in her ear, “Sandi, is that my hubby up there?”

To which she replies, “Yes.  I was wondering what was going on with you two!”

Well… in my defense he was wearing gray when I seen him in the morning and now it was a reddish sweatshirt.  I sidled back to my seat… grab up my stuff and make my way towards him.  Once sitting… I lean in and whisper “Just ignore your phone messages when you get them later.”

Holy meltdown batman!

😳

In other news (Yes, I am changing the subject)  😀  My friend and BEA two time roommate Reagan at Miss Remmers Reviews has an interesting little project going on.  She is calling it Book Blogger Readers Appreciation Week and I think it is a pretty sweet idea.  You can check out her post here, I have already added it to my sidebar, and I will talk about it again as we get closer to the dates of the event.  I love things like this that build up the community so way to go Reagan!!!

And last but not least, Tuesday is check in day for Mari at Bookworm with A Views Checkpoint and I have posted my work out week here:

22 thoughts on “Morning Meanderings… Man, that is EMBARASSING

  1. Well, I often have a hard time recognizing my exes when I see them; when they were current husbands, not usually…lol

    Totally understandable, though, since he changed his shirt! Love the story…and the angry texts.

  2. I was smiling when reading about usual spots in church, I so recognized that from my childhood. And was smiling a big smile when reading about your missing husband :). Hilarious!

  3. Sheila that is too funny but I can so related to that. Its happened a few times where I wasn’t sure if it was hubby in front of me. I agree I think when you go to church all the time you develop your own seats. We are like that too.

    1. LOL – yeah… he still is harassing me about it, like “What if I showed Pastor Mark what you were texting me while I was not only in church… but in it before you!” LOL…

      Mark would just laugh!

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