Play Me Some Hobbit Music

 My hidden Hobbit song…. :razz:

I don’t know why but after listening to song after song after song on the audio in my car by Gandolf and the Hobbits – to the point I had to keep my windows up for fear of the audio being heard and people thinking I was listening to this ont he radio…  I wanted to wrap my head on the steering wheel when another song burst out of my speakers (kudos to the narrator though… really… to have read is impressive enough but singing too?)  anyway… suddenly my head came up with… Play Me Some Hobbit Music…. Alabama flashback and then of course I had to make up words….

So here is the original song (I could not find it in instrumental) so just change out the words as below:

 

Oh, play me some Hobbit music

Like Bilbo and Frodo used to play

Then we will eat our seven meals

as we’re suppose to every day Lead the dwarves like that guy Gandalf,

chase the ring like Gollom did

blow out fire like the dragon Smaug

and see where the Hobbits hid

Oh, play me some Hobbit music
Like Bilbo and Frodo used to play
Then we will eat our seven meals
as we’re suppose to every day

Passing over the misty mountain
and caught deep underground
they cry out to Gandalf
in the hopes of being found

Climb a long tall hick’ry
Bend it over, “skinnin’ cats.”
Playin’ baseball with chert rocks
Usin’ sawmill slabs for bats

Play some bare foot, Hobbit music
That comes from Middle Earth
Play something with lots of feelin’
that causes dancing and lots of mirth

Oh, play me some Hobbit music
Like Bilbo and Frodo used to play
Then we will eat our seven meals
as we’re suppose to every day

Oh play me Hobbit music
Oh play me Hobbit music
Oh play me Hobbit music
Oh play….
My Precious!!!!

  1. hahahahaaaaa….. I’m sitting here alone in my office.. seriously laughing outloud.

  2. Your Hobbit review sent me here. This is hilarious!

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