Dear Barnes and Noble,
It is with a heavy heart that I inform you that I am breaking up with you. After much consideration and making of mental pro/con lists – I feel it is best if we take this no further and end our walk together here.
Recently I have been seeing other book stores. I have been spending what I consider to be quality time in stores within a ten mile radious of my home. With the positive upgrades to our two local stores as well as my ever increasing enjoyment of Christianbooks.com and Amazon, I truly feel our time has passed.
I’ll remember the good times – your shelves and shelves of books, the great atmosphere, and of course, that “new book” smell.
I find it only fair to tell you that I will be requesting half of all your books in our divorce settlement.
Best of wishes,